Having a car, is a dream since youth;
Wanting a fast 0ne, is the gospel truth.
Cars are fast, and fun to drive;
In between the lines, to stay alive.
Many get tickets, and get really mad;
Truth is, their driving is bad.
DWI, DUI, they all suck;
Get pulled over, you’re out of luck.
Interstates are fun, you can go really fast;
Except for that trucker, you can’t get past.
Truckers sustain America, I cannot lie;
If not, I’d let my middle finger fly.
They hog all the road, and take up space;
Some have, a name like Ace.
Country driving is pleasant, in the summer;
Get stuck in winter, it is a bummer.
Cars, truck, SUV’s, and the like;
A whole lot better, than a bike.
People have sex in cars, it gets kind of tight;
They don’t care, it must feel right.
Kids drive too fast, they fly right by;
Almost killed me once, I can not deny.
Old folks drive too slow, they putter along;
Driving past 50, something’s wrong.
I’d like a lane, all to my own;
Maybe sometime, you could use it on loan.
I’d drive very fast, get to my place;
Never come in second, never lose a race.
Cars are great, until they break;
The mechanic, your money, will take.
NASCAR, Drag, and Indy;
Motorsports, is always trendy.
Vehicles offer transportation, they are a luxury;
Dubious?, try facing a DUI jury.
Some have Jeeps, it can be a rough ride;
So rugged, it hurts your backside.
I love cars, I truly do;
I’m quite sure, you do too.
Just remember, when you’re out for a drive:
Follow the laws, and you’ll stay alive.