Some like it kinky, some like it straight;

All for the orgasm, there is no debate.

For many, it’s their goal;

Wearing women’s clothing, and playing a role.

Women love women, and I’m okay with that;

Three way for me?, I’d be in, in seconds flat.

Men love men, and I have to let them be,

Two guys kissing, is just not for me.

Some watch pornos, it gets them going;

Don’t video yourself, it’s not worth knowing.

Cigarettes after sex, are used by a lot;

Some hate Ash Tray Breath, and will kiss you not.

Men are the worst, they are to blame;

To sleep, they’re the first, it is a shame.

Women complain, about mens’ foreplay;

A kiss below the border, they’d wish you stay.

Women get the raw deal, they don’t get satisfied;

When cornered on Orgasms, she has to say she lied.

Some get a Mail-Order Bride, hoping she’ll make him hard;

All she really wants, is her Green Card.

Several are into Groups, that can be wild;

I wouldn’t join in, if you’re too mild.

Costumes can be fun, people like playing roles;

I knew a girl who liked Cinderella, that’s just how she rolls.

Sex can be fun, and is a needed act;

Don’t forget, you married folk, you did sign a pact.

Cheating on your spouse, what a cad;

Sometimes it’s worse, when they are a dad.

Lovers stray, there is no doubt;

Sometimes it’s a fight, when the truth comes out.

There is no moral, just a group of facts;

Too many marriages ruined, because of sex acts.

I love sex, I have to say;

If I could, I’d have it every day.

Here’s my last advice, to you lovers out there;

When you’re with someone, try to be fair.

Sharing your bodies, is a beautiful thing;

If you like each other enough, maybe you two will get a ring.

That’s all I can say, go out and have some fun;

But if you act poorly, you’ll  get none.

Spider Michaels

https://SpiderMichaels.com