Some like it kinky, some like it straight;
All for the orgasm, there is no debate.
For many, it’s their goal;
Wearing women’s clothing, and playing a role.
Women love women, and I’m okay with that;
Three way for me?, I’d be in, in seconds flat.
Men love men, and I have to let them be,
Two guys kissing, is just not for me.
Some watch pornos, it gets them going;
Don’t video yourself, it’s not worth knowing.
Cigarettes after sex, are used by a lot;
Some hate Ash Tray Breath, and will kiss you not.
Men are the worst, they are to blame;
To sleep, they’re the first, it is a shame.
Women complain, about mens’ foreplay;
A kiss below the border, they’d wish you stay.
Women get the raw deal, they don’t get satisfied;
When cornered on Orgasms, she has to say she lied.
Some get a Mail-Order Bride, hoping she’ll make him hard;
All she really wants, is her Green Card.
Several are into Groups, that can be wild;
I wouldn’t join in, if you’re too mild.
Costumes can be fun, people like playing roles;
I knew a girl who liked Cinderella, that’s just how she rolls.
Sex can be fun, and is a needed act;
Don’t forget, you married folk, you did sign a pact.
Cheating on your spouse, what a cad;
Sometimes it’s worse, when they are a dad.
Lovers stray, there is no doubt;
Sometimes it’s a fight, when the truth comes out.
There is no moral, just a group of facts;
Too many marriages ruined, because of sex acts.
I love sex, I have to say;
If I could, I’d have it every day.
Here’s my last advice, to you lovers out there;
When you’re with someone, try to be fair.
Sharing your bodies, is a beautiful thing;
If you like each other enough, maybe you two will get a ring.
That’s all I can say, go out and have some fun;
But if you act poorly, you’ll get none.