Hurray for the cops;
Eating doughnuts, in the shops.
Just kidding, Police are a need;
Especially, with human greed.
An Officer, protects and serves;
When that, DUI swerves.
Pigs, is a name they can’t take;
Say it, and your nose they’ll break.
Bad Police, really stink;
Doors of a cell, they should hear clink.
The Fuzz, is also what their called;
Mess with their dogs, and you’ll get mauled.
G-Men, are Government;
By the Prez, they are sent.
Cops use guns, spray and a baton;
For them, to beat you upon.
A taser is handy, saves a life;
Not to be used, on a pregnant wife.
Cop cars are loaded, with all kinds of gear;
When you need them, they pull up near.
Police, put theirs lives on the line;
Will save the lives, of yours and mine.
Battle deadly foes, without feeling dread;
Usually, it’s the other guy dead.
Cops write tickets, it’s part of the job;
They really enjoy it, when you’re a snob.
Train hard, to learn all the skill;
Mess up bad, you they will kill.
Act all bad, think you’re tough;
I’ll laugh, when it’s you they handcuff.
Every boy wants, to be a fireman or cop;
Don’t ever, let their dreams stop.
Good cops we need, like water and air;
If we had no crime, we would not care.
Since we have criminals, and their threat;
On Law Enforcement, I will bet.
I like cops, but some I do detest;
If not for that, damned arrest!
I wouldn’t want, to be a cop;
Never a red light, I would stop.
I’d pull over hot chicks, and ask their number;
In my car, I would slumber.
Wear my uniform, to get free meals;
I’d use their car, instead of my wheels.
I’d have the John Wayne Syndrome, like little cops do;
Belittle me, and I’d enjoy busting you.
I’d abuse power, that is the case;
Too bad we see it, all over the place.
One day we can say, our Police are respectable ones;
Until that day, buy your own guns.