On late at night, they sell all sorts of stuff;
Will it end?, is it ever enough?
Workout equipment, I don’t need that;
I’m pudgy, but not fat.
A juicer, I say please;
My own fruit, I’ll squeeze.
QVC, is really large;
Your credit card, they will charge.
Make up, Jewelry, Hair Extensions;
You name it, she mentions.
Thigh Master, costs some cash;
If I had it, it’d go in the trash.
Alternative Health Aids, and lots of books;
All of them, seem like crooks.
Real Estate Investment Strategies, and Beauty Supplies;
So many hours, so many lies.
Infomercials, are always on late;
Them, I am growing to hate.
Improve your memory, get rid of that bald head;
I’ll be rid of them, when I’m dead.
Buy at your own risk, that Nordic Track;
Good luck, getting your money back.
Don’t trust them, buy it from a store;
They’re too greedy, always wanting more.
They ruin TV, on all the time;
Jam the frequencies, it should be a crime.
I’ll close for now, I’ve got to fly;
Saw a new Ginsu Knife, I just have to buy!