Spider Michaels

I received an invitation, to visit the Playboy Mansion;

Imagine my elation, it’s been my lifelong passion.

To see the women, is the time of your life;

Don’t expect, to make one your wife.

They all date actors, and football stars;

That have big mansions, and drive great cars.

Bunnies are beautiful, everyone wants to get;

Never in real life, but the pages they do let.

Great breasts, and sexy long legs;

Some would say, “Wow, she’s got good pegs”.

Their hair and make up, are always perfect;

No imperfection, can you detect.

A Playboy Bunny, takes off her clothes;

Piled by my bed, I wish were those.

Early on in life, did I see my first naked girl;

Man, did I want to, give that a whirl.

I love Marilyn Monroe, the first Magazine Cover;

Died too young, wish I had been her lover.

Hugh’s getting old, life’s little strains;

Com’n Hef, give me the reins.

I’d like to run Playboy, I’d be just like Hugh;

What goes on in the Grotto, you already knew.

I won’t get the job, but I can still  daydream;

I’d be the best leader, or so it would seem.

Never marry a Playboy Bunny, have to stick with the magazine;

Just a way, to keep my motor clean.

A Bunny, is the perfect prescription;

Hey Hugh, how ’bout a free subscription?

I’ll have to live, without my Bunny;

Look out world, if I make any money.

What a regret, never got to Hef’s big house;

Invitation reneged, what a louse.

I really did get invited to the Playboy Mansion and was extremely excited to go to a party there.  Then the guy who invited me wasn’t going anymore, so I lost out.  What a total bummer.

It would have totally been like the kid in the candy store.  I would have probably had a heart attack from system overload from seeing all of these sexy girls running around in their lingerie.  It’s probably better I didn’t go.

Who am I kidding?  I’d go in a second, you wouldn’t have to ask me twice, lol.

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