Happy New Year, it’s time to spread some cheer.
Don’t mind if you do, think you’ll have a beer.
Having one beer, leads to another.
Soon you’re drunk, Oh Brother.
Wake up the next day, looking for your pants.
Bites all over your ass, you passed out in ants.
Your friends are just as bad, passed out all over.
One got pissed on, by a dog named Rover.
You drank so much, you got sick.
Nobody mad, except for your chick.
Beer bongs, and lots of shots.
Early on, the nerve, you gots.
As time passes, your speech gets slurred.
Not even driving, because your vision’s blurred.
Downing champagne, like it’s going out of style.
Before this night, you hadn’t had a drink in awhile.
Drank too much, got in a fight.
Boy that shiner’s gonna, look bad in the light.
Pissed off your girlfriend, and made her leave.
All because when slow dancing, you began to heave.
Puked all over, her brand new dress.
Bouncers toss your ass out, you couldn’t care less.
When it’s time, for the Midnight kiss.
That’s something your girlfriend, wanted to miss.
Wake up in the morning, naked and alone.
There’s a buzzing in your ass, then you realize it’s your phone.
Someone took a Sharpie, and wrote on your face.
Got nowhere to be soon, except your workplace.
Full of regrets, but laughing all the way.
You can’t wait until, next New Year’s Day.
My New Year’s Resolution?
World Peace and no pollution;
As well as, a good Katzenjammer solution.
Reader’s note: Katzenjammer means hangover or headache from a hangover. I thought I’d save you the time to look it up. Happy New Year. 🙂